You wake up in the desert. The air is dry and dusty and you can barely open your eyes. Slowly you pry each one open to reveal that your right arm has been changed into a super powerful cube blasting laser. The pain is unbearable and you want to cry like a little girl but its a really bitchin’ laser and you look like a badass… so you don’t.
Off in the distance you see a dark and evil cube slowly rolling in your direction. After a few inquisitive moments you come to the conclusion that it wants to smash the hell out of your fragile mortal body. Its like 100ft tall and will probably make your body explode like a water balloon if it lands on you.
Ergo, you must cuBLITERATE if you want to survive.
